Showing posts with label classic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label classic. Show all posts

2019-07-10

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

So this is what you want for your birthday: one month of enforced sexual servitude. I am not allowed to masturbate during this month, instead, whenever I’m horny, I’m obliged to sit on your face and force you to lick me.
Meanwhile, you are also forbidden to masturbate. To remove the temptation, you will wear a chastity cage, and I will hold the keys. Kind of an unusual wish, hope you like it anyway, and happy birthday.
The month has passed, and our arrangement went better than I expected. In fact, I’ll be generous: I’m prolonging my gift for another month.
Sure, we can discuss it, but that would be rather pointless, since I have the keys.
It’s your birthday again, and this time, your new wish is to be finally released from your chastity cage. But I have a better idea: beg me for another year of chastity.
This is what we’ll do from now on: each birthday, you will beg me for another year of frustration.
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2019-07-09

Car Breakdown

Soon, the night will set in, and the creatures will start to roam. Even if he said he would lock your penis in a chastity cage and make you watch while he fucks me, we have to return to his house.
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2019-07-08

Unreachable

This is the bench where you expected me to sit, waiting for you to give you back the keys for your chastity belt. But I am nowhere to be found. And the phone number I gave you is fake, too.
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Missed Opportunities (More Dark Romanticism)

Marfisa found another image featuring me and my park, but can't think of any caption for it. That's sad, almost as sad as me never knowing the pleasures of carnal love, since I locked my paramour's rod in a chastity cage and destroyed the key.
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2019-07-07

Playing It Safe

You want to give the only key of your indestructible chastity belt to a kind-hearted, sane and responsible person like me? Are you sure you don't know anyone more exciting?
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A Memorable Summer Field Trip

Good morning. A good thing one of your friends has an aunt with a vacation home at the beach your club can use for its summer field trip. And you even got your own separate room. How was your night?
There’s one thing I have to mention: I accidentally left a box labeled “penis enlarger” in your room. It contained a metal tube and instructions to stick your penis inside the tube and to keep it there for a whole night to permanently increase length, girth and stamina of your penis. I hope you didn’t use that tube.
See, in a hurry to clean up your room, I put the wrong tube in the box. The box actually contained a high-security chastity tube which permanently bonds to your penis. It reliably prevents erections, intercourse, masturbation or orgasm. The real penis-enlarger, on the other hand, is in a box labeled “chastity trap” in the basement, where I keep all the other curios inventions of my late husband.
Don’t worry, it’s possible to release your penis from its prison: it is linked with my brainwaves, it will let go of your penis once I have an earth-shattering orgasm within the proximity of the radio receiver of the tube. However, after my husband stuck his penis into it, it took him several years to get rid of it, and he never used it a second time.
But that’s mainly because I have a predilection for receiving oral from younger men, so you are in a much better starting position than him. Sure, I can just masturbate, but that won’t cause the earth-shattering orgasm we need. You’ll have to lick me, and I’m certain we’ll need several tries.
Probably you’ll also have to improve your technique, since I don’t assume you are very skilled yet at giving head. But don’t worry, I’ll allow you to practice regularly, until you get it right. If you want, from now on, we can meet daily, to free you as soon as possible. In fact, why don’t we start practicing right now?
*(He’s so naïve and gullible: brainwaves and radio signals my ass, the tube gets unlocked with a simple, ordinary key. But there’s no need to tell him that. At least not for the next few years.)*
*(He’s so naïve and gullible: brainwaves and radio signals my ass, the tube can never again be unlocked no matter what. But there’s no need to tell him that. At least not for the next few years.)*
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2019-07-06

Switching To Production Run

After a year of using a cock cage for chastity play and testing different release cycles, I think I have finally decided on a definite release schedule we can use from now on. Since I like you best when you are horny, I'll simply never release you again.
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2019-07-05

Resistance Is Futile

So I guess you don't really want to follow me to the magistrate and fill out the forms that make you my slave, condemned to a life full of hard work and severe punishments and being locked in a chastity belt and all the frustration it entails, but my ass commands you to follow me no matter what.
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The Strategist

I analyzed our situation. If I destroy the key to your chastity belt, I can no longer threaten you with its destruction. If I grant you release, I can lock you up again, but it will take time until you are horny enough again to do everything I command. So my power is maximized if I never destroy your key and never use it either, but always have both options available.
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2019-07-04

The Warrior

What did you expect? Some trollop in a chainmail bikini, with exposed cleavage and bare navel? Sorry to disappoint, but you are still my spoil. See to my blacksmith to be fitted with a chastity belt. You never heard of chastity belts for men before? Is it possible that you are rather clueless?
Why I'll have you wear a chastity belt? Nothing personal, I just found that locked servants tend to be more obedient, more eager, less easily distracted, less likely to goof around, and better lovers.
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I’m Convinced There Is A Scientific Explanation

Yeah, sure, I'm just a socially unadjusted Wiccan goth nerd, magic isn't real, and there is no way I could cast a spell on you that turns your underpants into an indestructible metal chastity belt. You told me so before. And since you'd rather die than been seen talking with me, why are you still here?
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2019-07-03

The Grimoire

I’m sorry, the pages with the spell to uncurse your magical chastity belt are utterly destroyed, my knight. There is a silver lining though – at least for me. We lost our last hope of you ever again being able to spill your seed, but it seems like a scholar from the university of Paris has discovered a way how you could use your tongue to please the ladies. And I’m not talking about reciting poetry.
Okay, you are right, I’ll try again: “I am devastated, but, alas, methinks the parchments of this tome which contained the incantations to lift the curse from thine magically affixed chastity belt have fallen prey to those maledicted flames, with no way to restore them. Not all is lost, though, despite Milord being rendered unable to spill his seed. A scholar of the university of Paris bought a manuscript from a Jewish Merchant, brought to the Occident all the way from Arabia, where it was translated from an ancient sacred lore of the heathen idolaters of India. It describes, in the most intricate detail, a method how thine tongue could perform the works of that organ which has been rendered inaccessible.” Satisfied? And since your constant niggling pissed me of, I won’t unlock you for the rest of the week.
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2019-07-02

Le Club De Hockey Canadien

What “CH” stands for? “Chastity Hostess”. I’m a registered certified chastity supervisor. I counsel people locked in chastity belts and do their key management.
Frankly, I’m not interested in a date with you, but you can always make an appointment. If you are willing to be locked in a chastity belt, that is.
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Certainly Not A Reason To Unlock You

Come on, let's head to the beach. Yeah, yeah, your chastity cage is totally visible through your swimming trunks. Don't be such a wuss.
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2019-07-01

Product Test

Welcome to Aperture Science Home Entertainment Division. You are all participating in a product test study for our new line of high-tech, uranium-powered chastity belts, because you either desperately need the money, or you are sexual weirdos, or batshit insane. Each of you will find a chastity belt under his seat. Please put it on and close the lock.
Congratulations on successfully completing the first step of the test study. You may have noticed that your chastity belts are marked with different colors. These determine to which test group you belong. Most test groups will last for two years. After those two years, the locks on your chastity belts will automatically unlock.
Please try not to damage your chastity belts for the duration of the study. In case of a damaged chastity belt, Aperture Science will have to charge you the cost of the damaged product. Furthermore, a damaged chastity belt will leak toxic and radioactive substances which may cause nausea, loss of hair, increased growth of hair, loss of appetite, impotence, and death.
Those participants with a white mark on their chastity belt: you belong to the control group, and your chastity belt will do nothing special besides keeping you without orgasm for two years.
Participants with a blue mark: your device will in frequent but random intervals stimulate you to the brink of orgasm, then shock your penis until its swelling subsides. Stimulations and shocks may sometimes occur in continuous alternation. The device will also inject libido-enhancing substances into your metabolism.
Participants with a green mark: each time your penis attempts to become erect, the chastity belt will emit a painful electric shock. The painfulness of those shocks may increase over time.
Participants with a yellow mark: each time your penis starts to attempt to become erect while you are awake, the chastity belt will automatically cut off the first half inch of your penis and cauterize the wound. If it cuts off the last bit of your penis, the belt will unlock.
Participants with a red mark: your belts behave like those with a yellow mark; the only difference is that the duration of your test group is not restricted to two years, but unlimited.
To all participants: we are testing whether the behavior of your chastity belt has any deteriorating effects on your mental health. We would like you to keep a diary of any signs of beginning madness. Please note that the unlocking mechanism of your chastity belt is completely automatized and we can’t unlock you ahead of time just because you start going insane.
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2019-06-30

Thrill

You said it's completely up to me when I unlock your cock cage. You said the risk that I might never unlock you turns you on. That's what you said.
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The Runaway

So here you are. Can you stand up? Perhaps I should have told you that your chastity belt will give you debilitating shocks as soon as you try to cross the perimeter of my estate.
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2019-06-29

Surrogate

I kind of miss giving head. You mean, I could unlock your chastity cage and give you a blow job? That's very generous of you, but I prefer you chaste, I guess this dildo will have to do.
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Well, I Think Your Ass Is Great, Too

Wow! The enslaving power of your gorgeous butt is over 9000! Surely you have locked a lot of guys in chastity cages.

As the tag "classic" shows, this is one of my old captions I wrote five years ago and first published on Tumblr. Embarrassingly enough, the meme of "over 9000" was quite stale and outdated even back then.

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2019-06-28

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

I command you to give me a severe spanking. What? Just because you are my slave and I keep your dick locked in a chastity cage doesn't mean I can't have a bit of fun.

I stumbled upon this photo several times, every time with the photoshoped-in paddle, never the paddle-less original. I modified the photo a tad bit so that the paddle looks a tiny bit less shopped.

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After the great Tumblr apocalypse, I decided to try out Blogger as a new home for my captions, but I found the experience rather frustrating...