Thrill

Swapping Possessions

The Runaway

Revealing The Unconcealed

Surrogate

Clear, Obvious Labels

Well, I Think Your Ass Is Great, Too

As the tag "classic" shows, this is one of my old captions I wrote five years ago and first published on Tumblr. Embarrassingly enough, the meme of "over 9000" was quite stale and outdated even back then.

Engagement Cage

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

I stumbled upon this photo several times, every time with the photoshoped-in paddle, never the paddle-less original. I modified the photo a tad bit so that the paddle looks a tiny bit less shopped.

In The Open Air

Catch 22

Lack Of Patience

Key Swapping

Although the captions mention latex, I think the dress in the first image shows stitched seams, which means that it can’t be latex, which is why this caption doesn’t deserve the latex tag.

But then again, these additional remarks mostly talk about latex, so perhaps I should add the latex tag after all.

A Servant’s Serenity

The Liaison (Prose)

Not Enjoying The Show

Holiday Fling

Precious Authority

And Is That Not Reason Enough?

Taking Matters In Her Own Hands

Coveting Another Man’s Wife

Shiny Latex Ass

Belt And Braces

A Moment Of Rest

Vicarious

Known Trigger, Unknown Ending

Know Thyself

Sporus

Amazingly enough, these captions aren’t just vaguely “based on a true story”, instead, they are lifted more or less verbatim from the histories of Dion Cassius and Suetonius. Even the more bizarre details aren’t my invention.

Miscommunication

Your Elder Brother’s Fan Club

The Wrong Key

The Successful Petition