Baltic Backwoods Lacking Blacks

When The Stick Becomes The Carrot

This is the first post in my new blog that I managed to upload using the Blogger API instead of composing it manually. Which was quite the nerve-wrecking experience, since this stuff isn’t really perfectly well documented.

Three Of A Perfect Pair

She has her cyclothymic moods…

After Sex Beverage

Also, while she drinks directly from the bottle, she will want to watch as you guzzle down a cup full of cum.

Vanity

See Deep Dream Generator if you want to create similar images.

Pelvic Floor Exercise

Really, with this excercise, it is easy to forget to breathe.

The Dangerous Sextuple Blowjob

With a five in six chance of not getting locked up (presumably, who knows what the other five women are into), this isn’t so bad, compared to this, this or this.

Graduated Teasing Experts

There’s a version of this image floating around with the word “TEASING” replaced with “PLEASING”. Absurd.

Earning Their Appreciation

What you wouldn’t do for a little bit of respect and appreciation.

Death By Snu-Snu

As long as their tribe has Internet connection…

The Dangerous Triple Buttfuck

At this point, I’m basically parodying my own previous two captions, The Dangerous Double Titfuck and The Four-Boobs-Job.

The Four-Boobs-Job

Would you do it? Or would you instead say: “I’m willing to become your shared property anyway, with or without such a generous enticement.”

The Dangerous Double Titfuck

If you were in this situation, with Leanne Crow threating to lock your dick up for good if you cum on her tits, would you hope or fear to finish on her?

Throbbing And Robbing

On the other hand, shouldn’t you agreee to become officially registered as her slave anyway, even without getting your chastity cage unlocked?

Throbbing

I bet he loves it, too.

Lesbian Snuggle-Buddy

Suspicious bulge added in post-processing.

Advanced Cuddling

With the beautiful Katami as the advanced cuddler.

Return Of The Dick-Loving Lesbians

I don’t allow her to cum, of course.

Dick-Loving Lesbians

Radical feminist lesbians are not allowed to use dildos, due to their phallic nature, while third wave fun feminists are allowed to use them freely, as long as they are having fun. Okay, trans-exclusive radical feminists wouldn’t count a dickgirl as a woman (and therefore not as a lesbian) anyway.

Ambitious Test

A lot of cuckolding captions by other captioneers feature the idea that black men have larger penises than white men, which has some racist undertones, but then again, your sexual fantasies are what they are, and not easy to change just to be politically correct. I wrote a lengthy piece on all that back on Tumblr, but I’m too lazy to reiterate all that today. Maybe later.