2019-07-01

Product Test

Welcome to Aperture Science Home Entertainment Division. You are all participating in a product test study for our new line of high-tech, uranium-powered chastity belts, because you either desperately need the money, or you are sexual weirdos, or batshit insane. Each of you will find a chastity belt under his seat. Please put it on and close the lock.
Congratulations on successfully completing the first step of the test study. You may have noticed that your chastity belts are marked with different colors. These determine to which test group you belong. Most test groups will last for two years. After those two years, the locks on your chastity belts will automatically unlock.
Please try not to damage your chastity belts for the duration of the study. In case of a damaged chastity belt, Aperture Science will have to charge you the cost of the damaged product. Furthermore, a damaged chastity belt will leak toxic and radioactive substances which may cause nausea, loss of hair, increased growth of hair, loss of appetite, impotence, and death.
Those participants with a white mark on their chastity belt: you belong to the control group, and your chastity belt will do nothing special besides keeping you without orgasm for two years.
Participants with a blue mark: your device will in frequent but random intervals stimulate you to the brink of orgasm, then shock your penis until its swelling subsides. Stimulations and shocks may sometimes occur in continuous alternation. The device will also inject libido-enhancing substances into your metabolism.
Participants with a green mark: each time your penis attempts to become erect, the chastity belt will emit a painful electric shock. The painfulness of those shocks may increase over time.
Participants with a yellow mark: each time your penis starts to attempt to become erect while you are awake, the chastity belt will automatically cut off the first half inch of your penis and cauterize the wound. If it cuts off the last bit of your penis, the belt will unlock.
Participants with a red mark: your belts behave like those with a yellow mark; the only difference is that the duration of your test group is not restricted to two years, but unlimited.
To all participants: we are testing whether the behavior of your chastity belt has any deteriorating effects on your mental health. We would like you to keep a diary of any signs of beginning madness. Please note that the unlocking mechanism of your chastity belt is completely automatized and we can’t unlock you ahead of time just because you start going insane.
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