2019-05-10

The Surprise Surgery

Everything is ready for your surgery. I'll give you one hint: it'll involve your genitalia, as you suspected. That still leaves many possibilities open: Castration, penectomy, sex reassignment, a scarring of your penis that will make intercourse extremely painful, the removal of your glans, just a simple piercing or something else? Now take a seat and I'll fixate you.
You are finally awake, sleepyhead. Nervous? You are allowed to touch you down there. Nice and smooth, isn't it? Nothing but a tiny hole? No, I didn't remove anything. Your penis and your testicles are still there, just in a pouch inside your abdomen. It's a procedure known as

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