2019-05-10

Surgical Theater

Welcome to our surgical theater. Tonight, I’ll perform a penis operation, but what will it be? ‹A› Penectomy: A simple, plain, good old penis removal. ‹B› Sex-Reassignment: Turning a penis into a vagina. ‹C› Glans Removal: Cut off the head, leaving a painful scar that makes intercourse extremely uncomfortable. ‹D› Splicing: Split the penis open, making it possible for another man to fuck the urethra, but impossible to enjoy ejaculations over the whole length. ‹E› Spiking: Inserting sharp little spiked piercings all over the penis, making it difficult to grab the penis with a hand – and impossible to convince a woman to let this spiked thing inside her. ‹F› Infibulation: Sewing the glans to the base, making any erection attempt very painful. ‹G› Mounding: Hiding the penis except for the peehole inside the body, making stimulation of the penis impossible. You, the audience, get to decide with your voting panels. But before you do, I first need a volunteer.Welcome to our surgical theater. Tonight, I’ll perform a penis operation, but what will it be? ‹A› Penectomy: A simple, plain, good old penis removal. ‹B› Sex-Reassignment: Turning a penis into a vagina. ‹C› Glans Removal: Cut off the head, leaving a painful scar that makes intercourse extremely uncomfortable. ‹D› Splicing: Split the penis open, making it possible for another man to fuck the urethra, but impossible to enjoy ejaculations over the whole length. ‹E› Spiking: Inserting sharp little spiked piercings all over the penis, making it difficult to grab the penis with a hand – and impossible to convince a woman to let this spiked thing inside her. ‹F› Infibulation: Sewing the glans to the base, making any erection attempt very painful. ‹G› Mounding: Hiding the penis except for the peehole inside the body, making stimulation of the penis impossible. You, the audience, get to decide with your voting panels. But before you do, I first need a volunteer.
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