2019-05-07

The Cruise

Oh, good, you are finally awake. Seems like me being a lifeguard saved you from drowning. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to save anyone else, so we two are the only survivors. We are stranded on a lonely and very remote island, and the next ship to visit is due in ten years. Fortunately, it looks like the lush vegetation will sustain us for the time being. Unfortunately, our luggage sank with the ship, so I'm afraid the key for your stainless steel chastity belt lies on the ground of the ocean with no way to get to it, and our spare key is at the other end of the world.

I decided that my captions should consist of one image above and one text below, occasionally followed by a second auxiliary image below the text. This is the second time I used such an auxiliary image.

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