2019-05-12

Steampunkified

I've built a male chastity belt for you, complete with a pressure sensor and an electric charge dispenser that will zap your balls if you dare to have an unauthorized erection. I can also remotely control your device with the help of radio waves and a handheld universal calculation device… okay, it's a smartphone. I can remote control your dick cage with a smartphone app.
I've bought a male chastity belt for you, complete with a magical pressure sensor and a lightning bolt dispenser that will zap your balls if you dare to have an unauthorized erection. I can also remotely control your device with my rectangular magical wand… okay, it's a smartphone. I can remote control your dick cage with a smartphone app.
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