2019-05-16

Simplify Your Life

Everything is ready for your brain surgery to remove your ability to disobey your wife. I have to say, I admire your dedication to her. But of course it will also make your life simpler. For example, instead of having to wear an uncomfortable chastity belt, after the operation, your wife can simply command you not to satisfy yourself, and you will be unable not to obey her, even if you desperately wish to.
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