2019-05-21

Moniliformis dubius

One of my all-time favorite captions, unfortunately, no one else seems to like it much.

I raped you and sealed your genitalia with my cement gland, so that you became incapable of sex, and now you have to watch as I fuck your wife and seal her genitalia with my cement gland, so that nobody else can have her after me.

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