2019-05-29

Mission Accomplished

Agent QX7-Σ13 speaking. Target located; in accordance with intergalactic time-travel law, target has been kept alive and unharmed. As specified, target is now locked in an adamantium carbide chastity belt and can no longer become the great-great-grandfather of Lord Darkevil. Request permission to prolong presence in this timeline: target seems shocked and desperate, to ensure its safety, further psychological support might be needed.

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