2019-06-14

An Abundance Of Assholes

About your sex-reassignment surgery… I thought I should try something new.
Always turning penises into vaginas becomes so boring and repetitive, you know.
So instead, I turned your penis into a second asshole.
You can’t shit with it, only pee; after all, I can’t do magic, but otherwise, it looks and feels like an asshole and is tight like an asshole.
I’m afraid you definitely can’t cum with it. So get used to a life without orgasms.
But on the plus side, now you can have twice as much anal sex.
Perhaps you’re wondering why you can’t talk. That’s because I turned your mouth into another asshole.
You can still shove food down your face-asshole, but you’re forever mute.
And while I was at it, I also added assholes to your armpits, knees, the soles of your feet, between your tits, between your shoulder blades right were you can’t scratch yourself and finally slightly above your original asshole between your ass-dimples.
All those extra modifications aren’t cheap, and since you don’t have enough money to pay me, I take you as the collateral.
You are now my property, my slave.
But don’t worry, I’ll pay for your twelve butt-plugs myself.
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