2019-05-06

Vanity (Theme)

Wow, I told you to put on the pink chastity cage. What on earth made you put on the black one? Are you incapable of distinguishing black and pink? Or did you think pink wasn’t manly enough for you? Is that how you intend to obey me? Well, you kind of have chosen your own punishment for your disobedience: the black cage is a permanent chastity cage with an indestructible one-way locking mechanism, and now that you put your penis in it, you’ll never have another orgasm in your life.
Wow, I told you to put on the pink chastity cage. What on earth made you put on the black one? Are you incapable of distinguishing black and pink? Or did you think pink wasn’t manly enough for you? Is that how you intend to obey me? Well, you kind of have chosen your own punishment for your disobedience: the black cage is a permanent chastity cage with an indestructible one-way locking mechanism, and now that you put your penis in it, you’ll never have another orgasm in your life.Wow, I told you to put on the pink chastity cage. What on earth made you put on the black one? Are you incapable of distinguishing black and pink? Or did you think pink wasn’t manly enough for you? Is that how you intend to obey me? Well, you kind of have chosen your own punishment for your disobedience: the black cage is a permanent chastity cage with an indestructible one-way locking mechanism, and now that you put your penis in it, you’ll never have another orgasm in your life.

For my sixth caption ever, I had two images that fit the bill of “sexy woman in black on pink” equally well, so I did the same text with two different images. I quickly decided afterwards that that’s boring, so if I would be doing this caption today, the “variation” would actually feature some textual variation (and the first, initial version wouldn’t have the additional tag of “(Theme)”, it would simply be called “Vanity”), and preferably some textual variation that represents some kind of escalation (like, for example, mentioning that the black cage also contains internal spikes).

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