2019-05-11

The Lure

I was tempted to skip this old pairing of captions, since I now think it has turned out rather unfortune. But see for yourself.

Actually, we have met before, even if you don’t remember me. The moment I saw you, I knew I wanted you as my slave. So your girlfriend who made you madly fall in love with her was actually paid by me to lure you into slavery. The moment you signed the contract to become her property, she immediately sold you to me, as we planned all along. Perhaps you should have read the fine print, which explicitly allows her to resell you. And all that talk about all the great sex you’ll have? Since that was just pillow talk and not part of the written contract, it’s null and void. You’ll never have sex, at least not with your penis, which I’ll keep locked up forever.Actually, we have met before, even if you don’t remember me. The moment I saw you, I knew I wanted you as my slave. So your girlfriend who made you madly fall in love with her was actually paid by me to lure you into slavery. The moment you signed the contract to become her property, she immediately sold you to me, as we planned all along. Perhaps you should have read the fine print, which explicitly allows her to resell you. And all that talk about all the great sex you’ll have? Since that was just pillow talk and not part of the written contract, it’s null and void. You’ll never have sex, at least not with your penis, which I’ll keep locked up forever.
We met every day, but you never looked at me. It made me so angry, I knew I had to have you as my slave. So your girlfriend who made you madly fall in love with her was never interested in you, she is actually a friend of mine and promised me to lure you into slavery. The moment you signed the contract to become her property, she immediately conferred you to me, as we planned all along. Perhaps you should have read the fine print, which explicitly allows her to resell you. And all that talk about all the great sex you’ll have? Since that was just pillow talk and not part of the written contract, it’s null and void. You’ll never have sex, at least not with your penis, which I’ll keep locked up forever.We met every day, but you never looked at me. It made me so angry, I knew I had to have you as my slave. So your girlfriend who made you madly fall in love with her was never interested in you, she is actually a friend of mine and promised me to lure you into slavery. The moment you signed the contract to become her property, she immediately conferred you to me, as we planned all along. Perhaps you should have read the fine print, which explicitly allows her to resell you. And all that talk about all the great sex you’ll have? Since that was just pillow talk and not part of the written contract, it’s null and void. You’ll never have sex, at least not with your penis, which I’ll keep locked up forever.

One way to read these two captions is that the second woman doesn’t get any attention due to her weight, and therefore has to use the lure of a thinner, more attractive friend. Which is not a message I want to sent (I’m not afraid of some imaginary political correctness police, I just honestly think that both thin and thick women can be attractive), so today, I wouldn’t write this caption in such a potentially misleading way.

And also, both captions are too long.

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