2019-05-13

A Corollary Of A Great Gathering

Wake up, sleepyhead. Still dizzy? You remember last evening? Great party, right. Do you remember signing a document that made you my legal slave, deprived of any rights? You have to get up, I want to lock up my new cock in a chastity cage before noon.
Wake up, sleepyhead. You remember last evening? Great party, right. Do you remember signing a document that made you my legal slave, deprived of any rights? Sure, I’m old enough to own slaves. You have to get up, I want to lock up my new cock in a chastity cage before noon.
Wake up, shithead. You remember last evening? Great party, yeah. Do you remember signing a document that made you my legal slave, deprived of any rights? You have to get up, I want to lock up my new cock in a chastity cage before noon.
Wake up, sleepyhead. You remember last evening? Great party, right. Do you remember signing a document that made you my slave? Get up, I want to lock up your cock in a chastity cage before noon. My cock should be sufficient for both of us. You didn’t notice I had a cock last night? How droll.

Another example of Early Installment Weirdness. The different captions have slight variations in their texts, but not enough to justify four different versions. And are we suppossed to see an escalation here? What would the escalation be? Are we perhaps meant to understand that an asian woman, a thicc woman and a transwoman are increasingly more nasty wake-up surprises? If so, that would be a rather shitty message.

As far as I can remember and reconstruct, my actual thought process was more like this: “Nice image, perhaps I can add some blur effect to give the impression of a hangover. Oh, and this image is also pretty, although she looks a bit young, but maybe I can turn that into a nice contrast between her innocent looks and her devious nature. And this one over there has some punk vibes, how would that affect her attitude and language, perhaps instead of sleepyhead, she would say shithead. And what can I do with this image of a penis lurking out of some feminine knickers, maybe I can add that to the same collection of captions.”

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