2019-06-03

User Interface Design

To show me your devotion and your commitment, you agreed to be locked up for a week in a new prototype of an indestructible chastity belt with a built-in timer. It probably seemed like an acceptable deal: one week of horniness, and you’ll get a girl impressed with your eagerness. And what could go wrong? A week sounded bearable, and once the timer expires, you automatically get released. Must have been quite a shock when the week passed and nothing happened.
You never asked me how I could afford such a sophisticated belt. Well, the thing is: the user interface of this prototype needs serious work. See, I was able to change the setting of the time unit from “hours” to “years” without you noticing, which is a serious design flaw, so when you attempted to lock yourself up for a week, you didn’t set the release timer to 168 hours, but 168 years instead.
But not all is lost: remember that I still have the emergency release code, so I can let you out whenever I want to. Now the main question is: am I motivated to unlock you? Currently, I feel kind of like I want to be a bit cruel, a bit mean – after all, that’s why I secretly changed the time unit setting in the first place. So, to be blunt, currently, I’m not really motivated to let you out. Instead, I find the thought of you spending eternity in this belt – or, technically, the rest of your life – somehow highly erotic.
But perhaps if you would be willing to serve me as my slave for the next year, I might be willing to reconsider and to let you out of your belt. Or perhaps, after a year of you obeying my every wish and command, at least I might have had enough time to consider what you could do to motivate me to release you. So, what do you say?
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