2019-05-08

Space Pirates

It doesn’t matter that you don’t have much valuables with you, since we are going to take your dicks hostages. We will lock them up in chastity cages, and then we will send you home, were you’ll liquify your assets to be able to buy back your keys. Unless some of you prefer to stay locked up forever.
You tell me that you are a submissive and want to lick my pussy, now that I locked up your cock? And call me your mistress? What kind of wench do you think I am? I’m a respectable space pirate, and you pervert can get your kicks elsewhere.
Welcome to your local branch of Space Pirates Incorporated. I see that this is the first time you visit us since your mugging last years. The amount of money you brought with you is insufficient to buy you back your key, but if you wish, you may spend it to buy yourself five minutes: I will unlock you and lock you back up in five minutes. No, I will certainly not touch you during those five minutes. And no, you can’t bring a girlfriend or a hooker with you for those five minutes either.
A discount because you have been our customer for the last forty years? Certainly not. If you don’t have the money for your measly five minutes, tough luck. It’s your own fault: if you hadn’t spent all that money on five-minutes-releases once every year, but saved it instead, by now you could have bought back your key years ago. I don’t feel the slightest sympathy.
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